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porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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porrimscondomstash
  • Cashier: That'll be $4.03
  • Me: I only have $4...
  • Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
  • Me: ...........
  • Cashier: ........
  • Me: what are we?
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sle4zy
accidently:

im running for student council

accidently:

im running for student council

accidently

notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

notmargaery

musicacorazon:

lt-fleur:

dulceelena2000:

some of the funniest jokes on gravity falls

You forgot 

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I honestly don’t know why I’m not allowed to watch this.

dulceelena2000
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professorgo:

The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him

professorgo:

The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him

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telernarketing:

universities be like

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telernarketing