scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this
"And what do we say to death?"
"The fuck out my face"
"Talk to the hand"
no offense but my favorite hobby is staying hydrated and beautiful
Ok I am not a misandrist or anything, but I would never vote for a male running for president. Everyone knows their jobs are fixing cars and sinks, it just wouldn’t be plausible to think they could make the decisions for the country. And if they’re spending all their time trying to be politicians then who is gonna mow the lawns and move heavy things? I’m not belittling them, those jobs are important too but things work because everyone has their place!